Anonymous said: Hi!! What do I do if my boyfriend is bad in bed? I'm not in a relationship I'm just theoriyng I just have this fear of my first time being extremly painful. and if i tell him what to do,it seems like i'm saying "my pleasure is more important than yours,so you have to make sure i'm extremly comfortable,but I don't know what to do either"
No, what you’re saying is “I want this to be enjoyable and comfortable for both of us”. Seriously all the guys I know have told me there’s no such thing as bad sex for them. All they gotta do is stick their extra limb in your vag. There’s not much room for them to feel pain. Women on the other hand are susceptible to pain during sex. If your partner cares about you (which they should) and your well being they would be more than happy to take things slow, and listen to your directions. It’s not selfish and any man who thinks it’s selfish for you to have comfortable painless sex isn’t worth fucking at all.
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