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venusaurphobia: wordsgonesilent: venusaurphobia: I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word. his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’. I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone...
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link to korra finale thanks to the lovely... →
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Aw,
unsuccessful-metalbenders: Bosami would actually make a pretty cute coupl-
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Going through the five stages of grief... BECAUSE...
unsuccessful-metalbenders: Denial: Anger: Bargaining: …That’s as high as I’m going, bitches.  Depression: … Acceptance: … WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING?!?! BACK TO THE BATHTUB. 
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drunkenfist: why isnt my tablet working
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mrs-thor-tilla: the-parkster: joopi: i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n...
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redditor captainpixystick explains the Affordable...
Bob: Hi, insurance company. I'd like to buy some health insurance.
Insurance company: No. You had cancer when you were 3 years old, and the cancer could come back. We're not selling you health insurance.
Bob: It's not my fault I got cancer when I was three! Besides, that was years ago!
Insurance company: If we sell insurance to you, we'll probably lose money, and we're not doing it.
Bob: But I need insurance more than anyone! My cancer might come back!
Insurance company: We don't care. We're not selling you insurance.
Obama: Hey, that's totally not fair. Bob is right, he does need insurance! Sell Bob some insurance.
Insurance company: If we have to, I guess.
Mary: This is cool. Obama said the insurance company has to sell insurance to anyone who needs it.
Sam: Hey, I have an idea. I'm going to stop paying for health insurance. If I get sick, I can always go buy some insurance then. The insurance company won't be able to say no, because Obama's told them they have to sell it to anyone who needs it!
Dave: that's a great idea! I'm not paying for health insurance either, at least not until I get sick.
Insurance company: Hey! If everyone stops paying for insurance, we'll go bankrupt!
Obama: Oh come on Sam and Dave, that's not fair either.
Dave: I don't care. It saves me money.
Obama: Oh for god's sake. Sam, Dave, you have to keep paying for health insurance, and not wait until you're sick. You too, Mary and Bob.
Mary: But I'm broke! I can't buy insurance! I just don't have any money.
Obama: Mary, show me your piggy bank. Oh, wow, you really are broke. Ok, tell you what. You still have to buy insurance, but I'll help you pay 95% of the cost.
Mary: thank you.
Obama: I need an aspirin.
Insurance company: We're not paying for that aspirin.
Jun 20th
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What exactly is Obamacare and what did it change? →
wilwheaton: Here are just a few of the things the Koch Brothers and their Tea Party Rubes are trying to get the Supreme Court to take away from Americans, by striking down the Affordable Care Act: Already in effect: It allows the Food and Drug Administration to approve more generic drugs (making for more competition in the market to drive down prices) It increases the rebates on drugs...
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“That freaking dreamboat. I think I’m more attracted to Ryan Gosling than any...”
– Andrew Garfield in Teen Vogue (via gsnorto)
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The Avengers Headcanons: Tony and his Robots →
Tony Stark’s robots had strange names. All except JARVIS. Everyone commented that they were mean and cruel. Bruce pointed out once that Tony had programmed feelings into them, so it wasn’t very nice to call them names like ‘Dummy’ and ‘You’. Nobody ever realised that Tony’s little creations…
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“I turn 28 on Friday! I say I will probably feel like a real adult sometime...”
– A real gem from the Adult Nerdfighters group on Facebook. If you feel older than most of Nerdfighteria, this is the group for you!
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